It's a wonder any of us survived childhood educational film propaganda. Shaye survived, but is definitely damaged. I love that about him. :P Click link below for proof. And if you don't know who SSJ is, then you had better go find out!

This is what happens to me and it will happen to you.

And yet, i can't stop watching this clip and laughing my ass off each time i view it. Click link below so you can laugh your ass off too.

Creepy ass little man dances with a creepy ass smile, as a creepy ass older guy controls the boombox.

Well, i have two new friends, and possibly more. Call me Ishmael? Funk 'dat, i am just Doctor Doolittle.

I noticed a family of kittens hanging around my house. I realized tonight that they have been living in the "wooded area" to the side of my house.

I am a notorious sucker for animals, and these two kittens are no exception. Large plates of cat food and fresh water are now being left outside so these little ones will have something to eat. About 5 this morning i came outside to check on them, and they were both curled up, sleeping on the chair on my porch. As you may have guessed, i ran in to get my camera, but when i got outside again they had moved away to a slightly safer distance. Never the less, i was able to take a picture of each of them.

Kitten 1 with Autumn Leaves

Kitten 2 with Wrought Iron Fence

I look forward to the day when all the cuteness around me stops and i can get back to being the bitter, sarcastic and jaded X that you all know and [hopefully] love.

-X-

++ Signs that it is almost Autumn and i am a complete geek with no interesting life whatsoever! ++

Guess what happened to me while wandering around in the wee hours of a few nights ago, looking for interesting photographs for my other blog?

I saw something move out of the corner of my eye, and, thinking it was a cat, i promptly turned to say hello.... and came face to face [or side to back] with one of the largest, most beautiful skunks i have ever seen.

What struck me most about this critter [other than the fact that i was allowed to get so close without being sprayed], was the width of its central white stripe, which spilled over to the sides of its body. It was so busy getting an early start on the winter den digging ritual that i honestly don't think it noticed me, because, as you will see in the following pictures, i got well within the 15 foot spray span that a skunk is capable of.

Close encounters of the first kind

Close encounters of the second kind

Close encounters of the completely insane kind

-X-