Anthroid.Net / The Artist X
11.15.2006
++ This Ain't No Peepshow! ++

So, tonight i was getting ready for a meeting with a friend. I took a shower and was standing there, completely wet and naked with nothing more than a towel on my head, when my little kitty Milagro decides to start playing with the window shade.


I wasn't paying much attention to him because he is a 6 month old kitten who is always playing with something. My attention was quickly grabbed when he jumped up at the shade, and it came crashing down to the ground. I covered myself with my hands as quickly as i could, while screaming at him, "HELLO?!.. NAKED PERSON HERE!".


I stood there mortified, and quickly ducked down, but not until after i had noticed a group of college students congregated in the parking lot to the side of my house.. and in full view of my bathroom window. One of the boys in the group even waved at me. My, i am so lucky to live in such a friendly neighborhood.


Ah well, i suppose that since i rarely leave the house completely naked with just a towel on my head, that i should be safe and go discretely unrecognized the next time i do venture out... Right?


-X-







posted by Anthroid_X @ 1:21 AM  
2 Comments:
  • At 1:48 AM, Blogger nemo said…

    dadgumbit, i paid that kitten to wait until I was standing in that parking lot...

    ...sheeesh. guess you just can't rely on cats for complicated capers, eh.

    nemo

     
  • At 12:38 AM, Blogger Anthroid_X said…

    So it was you that waved at me? I knew he looked familiar! :P

     
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